{"product_id":"owens-protective-services-box-set-5","title":"Owens Protective Services | Box Set 5","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003ePucker Factor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eWhat the hell just happened?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eToday has been a bad combination of a Seinfeld episode and Lethal Weapon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBombs, crazy people, and a woman who can’t stop making friends with the people trying to kill her.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m not sure what to make of this beautiful disaster.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOther than the fact that I’m insanely attracted to her.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd one other small problem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’ve already slept with her.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m doing the best I can to protect her, but some women are too strong-willed to really be controlled.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m not sure how this job ends—\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eor if we’ll even make it to tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eI just hope something about this job makes sense by the time it’s over.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eBlowed Up\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eIt was just another day at OPS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe were back at it, filming another screenplay for Zoe—don’t even get me started.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMy wife was upset that I spoiled her favorite “cafe latte” by telling her how it was really made, my pilot lost another plane, and my kid is keeping us up all night.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOn top of all that, Fox went off on another adventure to discover the lost secrets of FNG.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInsert eye roll here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI thought that would be the end of it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen the alarms went off. Chaos ensued and we went into attack mode.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey may have breached our walls, but they would never get to our inner sanctum.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen it all got \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eBlowed Up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt was bound to be a bad week. I just never thought it would end like this.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eBalls To The Walls\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrue love is…taking a wooden stake to the abdomen for the lady you met two days ago.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI was sitting in a cantina smoking a cigar when I first saw her.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEyes like honey and a body that tempted me to do something so irrational it would have killed any other man.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLucky for me, my handy dandy weapon of choice was close by.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut she was worth it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd I found that I was especially fond of her abilities with a corkscrew.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eHow could it not be love at first sight?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlthough, my teammates could have shown just a little more enthusiasm when I showed up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut no, they were focused on the gaping hole in my side.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOh, and the little fact that I hadn’t bothered to call.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStill, couldn’t a guy get a hug or even a pat on the shoulder?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOr…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003ehey, is that your wife? She’s totally hot. How about some shawarma?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou know, it’s almost like they didn’t miss me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Author Giulia Lagomarsino","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52488226242841,"sku":"OPSBS5","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0928\/2361\/7817\/files\/MountainMenMatchmakerSeries_10.png?v=1780787296","url":"https:\/\/shelfloveatlanta.com\/products\/owens-protective-services-box-set-5","provider":"Shelf Love","version":"1.0","type":"link"}