Somebody's Smut Reading Wife | Scented Soy Candle
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Happily married. Fictionally unfaithful. Currently unavailable. π₯π
Some wives want flowers. Some want jewelry. And some of us just want a locked door, a fully charged Kindle, and three uninterrupted hours with a fictional man who has absolutely no business being that attractive.
Our Somebody's Smut Reading Wife Scented Soy Candle is for the romance readers who love their spouses but also have an ever-growing collection of fictional husbands.
Whether you're falling for a morally gray villain, getting cozy with a possessive billionaire, or diving into a dark romance that would make your grandmother clutch her pearls, this candle sets the mood for your next scandalous reading session.
Made with a natural soy wax blend and a cotton wick, this candle offers approximately 50β60 hours of burn time, giving you plenty of opportunities to disappear into another fictional world.
Choose from 12 scent options, including warm Cinnamon Vanilla, festive Christmas Warmth, fresh Clean Cotton, mysterious Atlantis Whisper, and an Unscented option for readers who prefer their books spicy and their candles fragrance-free.
And when the candle is finished? Clean out the reusable glass jar and give it a second life holding bookmarks, pens, or other little bookish treasures.
Because your reading time deserves a little ambiance, and your fictional boyfriends deserve proper lighting.
Product Features
- 100% natural soy wax blend for a clean, cozy candle experience
- Cotton wick
- Approximately 50β60 hours of burn time
- 12 scent options, including an Unscented variety
- Reusable glass jar with a cheeky Somebody's Smut Reading Wife label
- Vegan and made without lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
- Assembled in the USA
- Compliant with applicable ASTM candle safety standards
- Perfect for romance readers, book clubs, reading nooks, and bookish gifts
Candle Care & Safety
- Always burn within sight and never leave a lit candle unattended
- Keep away from children, pets, and flammable materials
- Place on a stable, heat-resistant surface
- Trim the wick to approximately ΒΌ inch before each use
- Allow the wax to cool completely before moving or handling
- Follow all safety instructions provided on the candle
A Little Shipping Note: This item is made just for you and ships directly from our printing partner. It may arrive separately from other Shelf Love purchases.
Light the candle. Open the smut. Ignore the real world. Your fictional husband is waiting. π©·π₯